A How-To Guide:
Writing Fanfiction

1. Place a pretentious and cheesy quote at the start of you fic.

1a. Oh, and a vague and pointless flashback-dream thingy to ominously and arbitrarily set the mood. (Note: your character should wake up and reflect on this.)

2. Tell us exactly whose POV we're reading, and where they are located, for every scene ( Read more... )

·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· AMG SO EXCITED. says:
*i mean, if you REALLY wanted to move to canada, i'm sure you could make it work (despite the obvious expenses)..
*TRIVIA QUESTION
*DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MERKIN IS?
Alexander says:
*UHHHHHHHH
·!¦[· тяιскѕтєя ·]¦!· AMG SO EXCITED. says:
*hehe4.jpg
*it's a wig
*FOR VAGINAS
*how do you even put a wig on your vagina
*do ( Read more... )

I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And then….. I began drenching Draco sexily. Loopin gasped. Draco began to take all of his cloves off and I could see his white sex-pack. Then Vampire took his own clots off too. We all began making out 2gther sexily. I took off my balk leather bra, my balk lace thong and the rest of my clothes. Every1 ( Read more... )